Friday, October 15, 2010

10 things that will happen after your kid is born

With the experience of the birth of our first child last January (and chats wih other daddy friends), let me share a few points on the life of a new dad for my friends with due dates on their mind:
Your wife's head will look a lot bigger (looking at your tiny child's head all the time makes everything else look huge)Changing diapers really is non stop (at least the first month)It will get very hard to talk about anything else but your baby (sorry guys)You'll notice babies and kids all around you all the time and won't believe Japan ever had a falling birthrate.You'll need to be more creative in bed (it's not recommended to have sexual intercourse for 3 months after birth -linked to ovarian cancer, infections...)You will never have been so happy to have your parents or in-laws close by.Your wife will forget you are her husband and just call you "papa" or "daddy".You will act like you own the sidewalk and people should give you priority on everything.You will think of death, pain, helplessness a lot more than before.You will want to build a house with your own hands.
Anything I forgot? The comments are yours!

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